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All about LPG transparency portals Indane Bharat Gas HP Gas

The “LPG transparency portal” carries details of Consumer Number Name Address No.of Refills availed etc This is listed for all consumers Gas agencywise for each city and state, and this is definitely a privacy issue. :) It exposes the address of all consumers in India with LPG connection and how much cooking gas they use. Some addresses contain mobile numbers as well. I hope the name and address info will be made secret soon. That being said, the site is useful to check your usage stats.Since only 6 cylinders can be availed at subsidised cost you should know how much cylinders you have ordered from April 1 . It can be accessed through the Petroleum and Natural Gas Ministry’s website, www.petroleum.nic.in. The portal will also be hosted on the sites of Indian Oil Corporation, Hindustan Petroleum Corporation and Bharat Petroleum Corporation. Indian Oil Corporation (http://indane.co.in/transparency/index.php), Bharat Petroleum (http://www.ebharatgas.com/pages/footer/Transpa...

Is Etibar Elchiyev , the man with spoons a "magnetic" man?

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That shows that quite a different physical effect is at play. "These people aren't magnetic, it's just that things that have smooth surfaces stick to skin," said Radford, adding, "Often these magnetic people have smooth skin and hairless chests." But the Media is reporting this as pure magnetism. In India even "The Hindu" Newspaper had an image shown without much detail to confuse the human mind. Look at some of the captions given for the image "Most spoons magnetized to body: Etibar Elchiyev poses with 50 metal spoons" Etibar Elchiyev demonstrates his magnetic ability as he poses with metal spoons to his body during the Guinness World Record in Tbilisi on Wednesday - AP The Media should be sued.

Crores:: The Indian crorepathy stories

Total amount raised by the Government through spectrum auctions is Rs. 67,718.95 crores from 3G services Rs. 38,542.11 crores from BWA services 53,954 crore - Claims settled by LIC in 2009-10 fiscal Air India is expected to incur a loss of Rs. 5,656.52 crores during the year 2009-10 Air India’s total debt stands at Rs 40,000 crore 20,000 crores found in the secret underground chambers of the Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple . Kakkanad Special Economic Zone - Revenue Target Rs.20,000 crore Kerala govt. Pension liability is 8699 crore in 2011-12 One month salary of Kerala govt. employees Rs. 1400 crores. In December 2010 beverages corporation is expected to see high sales crossing Rs.500 crore Endhiran movie Total revenue in first two weeks Rs 300 crore 125crores Rupees - Launch of India's latest communication satellite GSAT-5P onboard homegrown GSLV-F06, powered by Russian cryogenic engine, failed today Citibank manager who duped investors of Rs.100 crore untraced...

SBI Card Offers sucks

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The above offer which came with SBI card statement is cheating customers. Seagate FreeAgent Hard Disk 1 Terabyte is available at the cost of Rs.5500/- . The offer cheats...

ICICI Bank offers funniest offer in the world

ICICI Bank Fixed Deposit promotion offer. According to ICICI Bank "“Customer” shall mean any person opening an ICICI Bank’s Fixed Deposit using the internet banking channel of ICICI Bank during the term of Promotion Period(October 14, 2009 up to November 30, 2009) for an amount 75000/- or more for 990 days)" Each customer is eligible for the promotional gift of a pair of watches!!! http://www.icicibank.com/pfsuser/webnews/fdonline/faqs.htm

Comment on "Will sex before matches help the Indian cricket team?"

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Coach Gary Kirsten is encouraging the Indian cricket team to have sex to boost their performance in the ongoing Champions Trophy tournament in South Africa. Gary Kirsten(R) with Mahendra Singh DhoniKirsten put down his thoughts on dietary habits, exercise and the benefits of sex in a document handed over to team members, Hindustan Times reported this week.

Blog of Fake IPL Player http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/

After the Fake Steve Jobs, Fake MS, Fake Jhunjhun, now comes the Fake IPL Player .Blogger claiming as a team member of Knight Riders. IPL Anonymous On Blogger Since April 2009 Profile Views 2,100

Analyst Recommendation:BUY SATYAM COMPUTER Shares !!!

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Analyst Recommendations For Satyam Computer Services Ltd As of 7 Jan 2009 14 Analysts had buy as stock rating for Satyam while 11 have outperform ratings, 6 Hold ratings and 0 Sell ratings... Intraday chart of satyam comp, after news of satyam fraud was revealed by Satyam CEO R Raju

http://durex condom tester.co.in

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About the Job- Perhaps the best job on earth. To begin with, you need to be over 18 years of age. You will also need to be innovative in your response to the question of "Why do you want to be a condom tester?" You are! Excellent! Now, let's get down to the job at hand. As a Durex Condom Tester (that's your official designation), you will be testing Durex products. We'll be selecting 1000 condom testers for this job. If you are among the chosen ones, you'll be given a Durex testing kit along with a feedback form. Once you are through testing the product to your satisfaction, you'll have to send us your feedback in the form. It's relevant, insightful feedback that we are looking for. And you stand to gain in the process too. There are exciting prizes like iPods and gift vouchers waiting just for you, besides the Grand Prize of Rs.25000.00. The deadline is 11:59 p.m. IST on 10th April 2008. Apply now.

Heard during Infosys Q3 Results

Udyan Mukherjee : Do you think banks have been offering these kind of products, have you been offered to indulge or play in theses kinds of exotic products(a midcap technology company, Hexaware actually had a big loss because of some exotic products that they were doing on Forex)? Balkrishnan(CFO of Infosys) : Yes, that is the job of the bank, they will try to sell all the products, we have to understand the risks and do some of the products and the ability to understand the risk is very important. The banks will come and sell all the products, which they have in their portfolio; you have to pick and choose what is good for you and do it. And what is the job of Infosys? Selling products to bank. ;)

Malayala Manorama Apple-a-Day Veedu contest

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Please don't participate in Malayala Manorama- Apple-a-Day Veedu contest. The probability of getting a flat is too low. The personal information supplied by entrants when entering this Competition will be used by the Promoter. So Beware. www.manoramaonline.com/veedu

Tricky Cartoon on Mathrubhumi

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Saw this cartoon in today's mathrubhumi newspaper... Raju Narayanswamy was transferred from Idukki to Pathanamthitta, the official announcement was made by Chief Minister Achuthanandan. Raju Narayana Swami had unearthed irregularities in the Rs19 crore agreement in which the former PWD Minister T.U.Kuruvilla and his family was involved, and which led to the resignation of Minister.

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This is common these days,isnt?