Mar 31, 2006

Mallu Joke

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A mallu family in kerala was puzzled when the coffin of their dead 90 years old mother arrived from the UAE.

It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:
Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wishes that she should be cremated in Kerala. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Mummy's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Mummy's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Biju. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha chechi's and Lakshmi Chechi's sons.

Hope the sizes are correct. Mummy is wearing 6 T-Shirts. The large size is for Tintu and the others are for jojo ,jijo, jinto and Ditto. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Mummy is wearing are for Jinto and jojo . The Swiss watch that Soumya wanted is on Mummy's left wrist.

Mummy is wearing a necklace, that is for Shanta Aunty, earrings are for Radha chechi's and Ring is for Lakshmi Chechi's. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Mummy is wearing must be divided among my teenager neices.

Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required let me know, since our Papa is also not keeping well lately
Cheers Switz!

Mar 2, 2006

Tech a Break 2006 Update

Tech a Break 2006 Update
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The grand finale will be the `SunTech Sonu Nigam Nite' on April 2.
There would be rock shows, quiz programmes and sports.
The light and classical competitions will be on March 27 at Travancore Hall.

"We have a great group of singers who do us proud by winning a number of prizes in music. In fact, we have a club called `The Chords' and there is music in the air on Thursday evenings when our singers and musicians get together. We have an in-house event called `Tarang' to select the participants for the solo events," says Sthanukumar R, project manager of U.S. Technology.

Many of the companies in Technopark have their own in-house competitions to select the participants for `Tech-a-break.'

Sugeetha says that one of the highlights this year will be a contest to select the funniest corporate video.

Shot by the techies themselves, the eight-minute films promise to be a laugh riot. This will be held on March 28. March 29 will see the band `Dreadlocks' unleash their hungama on the campus.

A quiz programme will be hosted by Charu Sharma on March 30 while the selection of Leela Infotech-sponsored Mr. and Ms. Techopark will be conducted from 7 p.m. on March 31.

Mar 1, 2006

"We make our own destiny." Swami Vivek

The finance minister concluded with Vivekanda's quote. I liked the quote than the budget.
179. Over a hundred years ago, a restless young man in his quest for the core of all spirituality admonished his fellow men in the following words: "We reap what we sow. We are the makers of our own fate. The wind is blowing; those vessels whose sails are unfurled catch it, and go forward on their way, but those which have their sails furled do not catch the wind. Is that the fault of the wind?....... We make our own destiny." Those are the immortal words of Swami Vivekananda. Let us believe in our destiny, let us make our future.
180. Sir, with these words, I commend the Budget to the House.

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