Mallu Joke
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A mallu family in kerala was puzzled when the coffin of their dead 90 years old mother arrived from the UAE.
It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:
Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wishes that she should be cremated in Kerala. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Mummy's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Mummy's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Biju. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha chechi's and Lakshmi Chechi's sons.
Hope the sizes are correct. Mummy is wearing 6 T-Shirts. The large size is for Tintu and the others are for jojo ,jijo, jinto and Ditto. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Mummy is wearing are for Jinto and jojo . The Swiss watch that Soumya wanted is on Mummy's left wrist.
Mummy is wearing a necklace, that is for Shanta Aunty, earrings are for Radha chechi's and Ring is for Lakshmi Chechi's. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Mummy is wearing must be divided among my teenager neices.
Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required let me know, since our Papa is also not keeping well lately
Cheers Switz!
A mallu family in kerala was puzzled when the coffin of their dead 90 years old mother arrived from the UAE.
It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:
Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wishes that she should be cremated in Kerala. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Mummy's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Mummy's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Biju. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha chechi's and Lakshmi Chechi's sons.
Hope the sizes are correct. Mummy is wearing 6 T-Shirts. The large size is for Tintu and the others are for jojo ,jijo, jinto and Ditto. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Mummy is wearing are for Jinto and jojo . The Swiss watch that Soumya wanted is on Mummy's left wrist.
Mummy is wearing a necklace, that is for Shanta Aunty, earrings are for Radha chechi's and Ring is for Lakshmi Chechi's. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Mummy is wearing must be divided among my teenager neices.
Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required let me know, since our Papa is also not keeping well lately
Cheers Switz!
Comments
I loved that joke...!!!
rajesh